WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP?

Something whacks the back of my head. I would ignore it, but it feels soggy.
"Aaaaaadriaaane! Aaaadriane! Adria - ,"
"WHAT?!" I snap.

Dune crumples up another piece of paper, licks it, then throws it at my head. I'm so tired I don't even stop to realize that that's pretty weird, even for Dune.

He winks, sits up straight, and starts to crumple up another piece of paper. Anything annoying about to come out of his mouth is cut off when I shove a decorative pillow into his teeth.

I raise an eyebrow as he doubles backward, scrambling over the blankets and finding himself face-to-face with a sleeping Raven. "Hmmr?" Raven mutters groggily as Dune tries to crawl discreetly away, wincing. Raven bolts up, throwing the covers back.

"FOOL!! WEAR CONVERSE SOMEETIMES!!" he bellows, then collapses back down on his pillow. Dune stares at his sleeping form, then looks back at me. I shrug.
Raven talks in his sleep, Dune doesn't sleep, Azul makes out with her pillow, Sky snores, Sparrow twitches, and I bang my head repeatedly into hard objects.

I. AM. SO. TIRED.

Dune spits out the pillow and starts flossing his teeth.

"Aaaaaadriaaane!" he hisses into the darkness. He reaches for another piece of paper, when I grab the alarm clock off of the nightstand and throw it at him. It is then that I realize something. We don't have any floss. He ducks and the alarm clock hits the far wall, and suddenly - BANG!

"Adriane," Raven mutters. "Get..out of the bathroom..." Thank God, no one wakes up. But Dune is smirking.

SCREW THIS.

THE ONLY REASON I'M ON THIS BLOG IS BECAUSE SKY IS GOING TO MAKE ME INTO A FREAKIN' STONED DRUGGY WHO EATS HER OWN CRAP OR SOMETHING, WHATEVER. So. Well, you know. Don't sweat the petty things! Hmm. Or was it 'don't pet the sweaty things?'

And you're probably sitting there, drinking a smoothie or whatever, thinking, "Okay. That's nice. And...?"

So, I guess is the part of the show where I jump in and explain everything.

I'm not going to.

Ask Sky, drink your smoothie, do whatever. Figure it out as we go along. But whatever you do? Keep reading. Because there's something you should know.

We're all in really big trouble.

Yeah.

Even you.

"Aaaaaaaaaadriiaane?!" I don't bother sitting up.
"Want to duct tape Sky to the wall?"

Oh. Well. He should have said that the first time.